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When we were shopping for bridesmaids dresses for my sister's wedding, we found some we really liked; unfortunately, they were sleeveless. We were talking about how to make and wear shawls with them and the lady helping us asked, "Does somebody have scars on their shoulders? Bad skin?" We said, "No....modesty." She seemed confused - IMBM

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Jan 27, 2011 12:29 PM - Lifestyle - by Anonymous

I am so used to "editing" language in my head that the other day when I was reading my scriptures, I read "darned" to myself - IMBM

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Jan 27, 2011 12:14 PM - Lifestyle - by Anonymous

Today, My fireside was on missionaries. We all laughed when we saw a video of an Elder saying, "Should I wear this White shirt, or this White Shirt?" - IMBM

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Jan 23, 2011 09:18 PM - Church - by BCAWS

My husband and I just moved out east after graduating from BYU. We were hanging out at a friend's apartment. I was having a conversation with one of the guys that lived there and he went to grab something (still talking to me) from his bedroom. I subconsciously hovered in the doorway between the kitchen and the hallway and careened my neck to look back in his direction without stepping into the hallway - IMBM

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Nov 20, 2010 01:59 AM - General - by Daisy

Today, is my first Temple trip. I am so excited I can be baptized for my heavenly brothers and sisters, and work on Personal Progress -- IMBM

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Sep 17, 2010 04:56 AM - Inspiring - by Anonymous

When I travel I always need a little bit of extra room in my suitcase, as opposed to everyone else around me :) -- IMBM

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Sep 4, 2010 06:28 AM - General - by Mr. PeterPan

I've had my current job for 4 years now. My co-workers asked me one day what exactly were those "bunch of Conferences" I "so regularly" attend over the weekends -- IMBM

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Sep 4, 2010 04:41 AM - General - by Ethan

Today I was laughed at and criticized by my entire class because I'm LDS, and I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Even my best friend made fun of me. But guess what? I've never been happier, because I know I keep my standards -- IMBM

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Sep 1, 2010 08:37 PM - Inspiring - by Avery

I CONSTANTLY make lame/dumb/immature jokes about marriage & dating... and people around me are very receptive. I'm single... and have taken marriage-related classes here at BYU. -- IMBM

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Aug 26, 2010 07:02 AM - Only at BYU - by Trekko-Joe

When I tell my friends that I'm thinking about "getting with" a guy, I mean that we might casually date and possibly hold hands, or maybe even kiss -- IMBM

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Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM - Lifestyle - by sarahw

I went hot-tubbing with some non-member friends tonigh. When I came out in my swimsuit, I immediately got jokes, because it's the first time any of them have seen my shoulders -- IMBM

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Aug 20, 2010 11:13 PM - Lifestyle - by sarahw

Every time I listen to the chorus in Lady Gaga's song "Bad Romance", I can't help but remember the ending of the 'BYU Fight Song'. -- IMBM

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Aug 16, 2010 11:30 PM - Only at BYU - by Tony

I turn 19 at the end of the month. Every conversation with anyone from EFY or from Church starts with: "When are you putting your papers in?" -- IMBM

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Aug 15, 2010 06:20 PM - General - by AlmostElder

I'm an undergrad, away from home. Over the last 3 years, my Monday-night dinners have mostly consisted of: brownies, cookies, ice cream, and milk... if you know what I mean. -- IMBM

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Aug 14, 2010 08:23 AM - Student Life - by Dr. T

When I travel and get in touch with the local Institute, I usually end up staying only one night in a hotel and the rest at member's houses. There is no better way to make new friends!! -- IMBM

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Aug 8, 2010 03:40 PM - General - by WWWilson

I refer to Tithing as "Fire Insurance" -- IMBM

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Aug 8, 2010 03:13 PM - General - by Salt Laked

Today a friend came over to my apartment...we spend an hour discussing how he was going to propose to his girlfriend to keep her from going on the mission she has a call for. His biggest concern with this proposal is whether or not she'll ask him to wait for her -- IMBM

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Jun 7, 2010 01:15 AM - Only at BYU - by Tiff-Annie

I love the phrase "tight like unto a dish" =) -- IMBM

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Jun 4, 2010 12:30 PM - General - by Anonymous

I have spent a good portion of the last two hours reading all the posts on this webite. I'm not LDS, but it's likely I will be soon, so "IMBAM" (I Must Be Almost Mormon) :-) -- IMBM

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May 28, 2010 08:45 PM - Inspiring - by Lexi

I wake up at 5 a.m, so I can be to school by 6:15 (school starts at 8), so I can learn about Christ -- IMBM

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May 9, 2010 08:10 PM - Lifestyle - by ldswordpainter

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